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agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

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yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

July 21, 2014 with 213,860 notes

goddessbracelet:

tsarbucks:

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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July 21, 2014 / 6,495 notes
Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

yahoneydip:

daddysmissprettykitty:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

Best answer ever 🙌

He the real MVP

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